Messy Morning

So, I decided that I needed a shower. Matt had left for work, Lily was eating her breakfast and Ben was playing in the living room. (Or so I thought). I hop in the shower and am almost finished when Lily comes into the bathroom.
"Mama, this is broken"
What's broken Lil?
"This" (She's holding a chip clip that is, in fact, broken)
How did it break
"Benjamin broke it"
How did that happen?
"He opened the cabinet and got it"
What was it attached to?
"The pretzels"
Are they all over the floor?
"Yes"
So, I get out and get dressed as fast as I can, which, by the way, is really a challenge when you are still wet. I go to the kitchen and the floor is covered in what was a new bag of pretzels. Ben is clapping and stomping around like it's bubble wrap on New Years. I have to eventually put him in his room and shut the door to clean up the mess because he kept coming back and snack-dancing. (He didn't like that. Real tears, hurt little feelings) I'm sweeping up the mess and Lily (Who is supposed to be at school in 10 minutes) is asking me every question she can get out of her mouth. I finally say, Lil, I am angry right now and I don't want to talk. "You need space Mama?" Yes. "Oh...........why?" I look up to see that she is eating yogurt with her fingers and it is all down the front of her. Argh.

This is after I had cleaned some of it up.



STINKER!!!