Dear Ben

Benjamin Patrick, 

I'm sorry I made you cry this morning when I put you in time out. I was just trying to get Lily dressed when you decided to break 15 eggs on the kitchen floor. I know you are just a boy and it probably felt really cool to smash them on the floor. I get it. It sucked cleaning them up though, especially when Gracie was trying to lick them up and spreading them around with her paws. If you are 16 and reading this, get out of your flying car and go clean the bathroom or do something nice for your mother.